My Dearest Petunia,
I hope this letter finds you well. The MAGA army is banging on the doors. I fear civility is lost as they attempt to dismantle my safe space.
All my love,
We're proud to re-release Paul Dooley's 1961… https://t.co/k7fmfHhpqB
So excited to be recording this with @Twatterpater! #djch #comedyalbum https://t.co/HcO9F3pSu2
.@HankAzaria addresses the controversy surrounding the character ‘Apu’ from @TheSimpsons. #LSSC #Apu #TheSimpsons
Because I wanted to use "twitterpated" from bambi but it won't let you use "twitter" in a handle. Then I thought, "They won't let me use twat will they?" @Twatterpater #ExplainMyHandle @djchour @jklamm
Is this the equivalent of fluoride for cars? Where's the panic that they are controlling your… https://t.co/Dn3NFLlPvd
Modern @TheMuppets: Kermit has attracted high class investors. Kermit starts politely introducing bits instead of his scream. Gonzo calls him on it and Kermit says he thinks they need to be classier. As he leaves Gonzo quips to Camilla "I guess he's to big to flail. "
Finally!! Here’s @portugaltheman’s Grammy-winning hit “Feel It Still” with the accordion and tuba accompaniment it was so sorely lacking: https://t.co/YAuz0Vf5PK
Trump's getting rid of aides so quickly he could use Martin Shkreli to make some quick dough off of it.