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My Dearest Petunia,
I hope this letter finds you well. The MAGA army is banging on the doors. I fear civility is lost as they attempt to dismantle my safe space.
All my love,
Twatterpater.

#secondcivilwarletter

So excited to be recording this with @Twatterpater! #djch #comedyalbum https://t.co/HcO9F3pSu2

.@HankAzaria addresses the controversy surrounding the character ‘Apu’ from @TheSimpsons. #LSSC #Apu #TheSimpsons

Because I wanted to use "twitterpated" from bambi but it won't let you use "twitter" in a handle. Then I thought, "They won't let me use twat will they?" @Twatterpater #ExplainMyHandle @djchour @jklamm

Is this the equivalent of fluoride for cars? Where's the panic that they are controlling your… https://t.co/Dn3NFLlPvd

Modern @TheMuppets:   Kermit has attracted high class investors.   Kermit starts politely introducing bits instead of his scream.   Gonzo calls him on it and Kermit says he thinks they need to be classier.   As he leaves Gonzo quips to Camilla "I guess he's to big to flail. "

Finally!! Here’s @portugaltheman’s Grammy-winning hit “Feel It Still” with the accordion and tuba accompaniment it was so sorely lacking: https://t.co/YAuz0Vf5PK

Trump's getting rid of aides so quickly he could use Martin Shkreli to make some quick dough off of it.

Was watching @RiffTrax short "Measure Metric" and found this in Utah on Google maps!

https://t.co/GQVUUfwWtQ

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